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RANDOM JOKE:

Wife gaining weight

A man goes to the doctor and says he is fed up with his wife because she keeps eating and putting on weight. The doctor tells him to go home and ask his wife to get some exercise and to run three miles every morning and three miles every evening, adding, "By the end of the week she'll be 42 miles away."