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Health check up

I recently picked a new doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said that I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him: "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked: "Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?" "Oh, no," I replied. "I've never done any of them." Then he asked: "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said: "No. I heard that all red meat is very unhealthy." "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, ballooning, motorcycling, rock climbing?" "No I don't," I said. He said: "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or sexually fool around? "No," I said. "I've never done any of those things." Finally he looked at me and shouted: "Then why do you care if you live to be 80?"



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